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Babel (2006)
      by Mike Long - 5 out of 10
Highlight: A cold and distant film which offers interesting stories with little payoff.
Babel (2006)
      by Tom Blain - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Two things Babel taught me: White people get saved by helicopters, brown people get chased by SUVs.
Bachelor Party (1984)
      by Tom Blain - 7 out of 10
Highlight: This is what the 80s was all about! Hookers, cocaine and a donkey...let the good times roll.
Back to the Future (1985)
      by Tom Blain - 10 out of 10
Highlight: Proving once again that incest is only funny if a time machine is involved.
Backbeat (1994)
      by Tom Blain - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Good movie about the struggles of a man chosing between the band and a babe.
Bad Boys II (2003)
      by Mike Long - 6 out of 10
Highlight: A dumb, loud, long movie that manages to be entertaining.
Bad Santa (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: A wonderfully funny holiday lump of comic coal - dear god i've become Gene Shalat!
Bad Santa (2003)
      by Mike Long - 9 out of 10
Highlight: Disgusting, vile, shocking, and incredibly funny.
Baise-Moi (2002)
      by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10
Highlight: I canít recommend Baise Moi as more than a freak show.
Bambi II (2006)
      by Mike Long - 7 out of 10
Highlight: An unnecessary but surprisingly good sequel to the Disney classic.
Basic (2003)
      by Mike Long - 6 out of 10
Highlight: John Travolta tries his best to ruin what is otherwise an OK thriller.
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
      by Mike Long - 2 out of 10
Highlight: Not sexy. Not interesting. Not worth your time.
Batman - The Dark Knight (2008)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: You can scarcely ask for more from this film.
Batman : Dead End (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: Easily one of the best movies the summer has to offer. See it!!
Batman Begins (2005)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: Jaw-droppingly good re-invention of the bat. We missed ya buddy, welcome back.
Batman Begins (2005)
      by Matt Fuerst - 7 out of 10
Highlight: A good superhero movie weighed down by an anchor of an origin story.
Battle Royale (2000)
      by Matt Fuerst - 7 out of 10
Highlight: An appalling idea, well executed and enjoyable to watch.
Battle Royale 2 (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: A very good but flawed follow-up to a groundbreaking original.
Battlefield Baseball (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10
Highlight: An interesting, if not good, action-comedy that has to be seen to be believed.
The Baxter (2005)
      by Mike Long - 7 out of 10
Highlight: A warmly humorous look at what happens to the guy who gets left at the altar.
Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)
      by Captain Video - 7 out of 10
Highlight: A Cajun story that is not about aligator hunting, well, only a tiny bit.
Beat the Devil (1953)
      by Tom Blain - 2 out of 10
Highlight: The cult movie moves left, right, sidesways, up and down but never forward.
Because of Winn-Dixie (2005)
      by Mike Long - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Cute dog. Cute kid. Lame story.
Beer (1985)
      by Tom Blain - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Dated 80s satire on advertisting.
Beerfest (2006)
      by Drunky - 9 out of 10
Highlight: So good, you donít even have to watch it drunk.
Before Flying Back to the Earth (2005)
      by Tom Blain - 8 out of 10
Highlight: A solemn documentary that reveals the rich spirit of some unlucky children.
Behind the Mask - The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Fantastic send up and love letter to the slasher films of the '80's.
Being Julia (2004)
      by Tom Blain - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Clever film of an actress who can't stop acting.
Beloved (1998)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Beautifully tragic, but flawed adaptation of the Toni Morrison novel.
Below/Ghost Ship (2002)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: BELOW is, without a doubt, the best horror film I have seen this year.
Bend It Like Beckham (2003)
      by Mike Long - 4 out of 10
Highlight: There will be no shouting of Goal for this unoriginal misfire.
Better Luck Tomorrow (2002)
      by Mike Long - 6 out of 10
Highlight: Visually stylish film is stymied by its unoriginal story
Bewitched (2005)
      by Mike Long - 4 out of 10
Highlight: A great idea which yields a scattered, unfocused film.
Beyond Re-Animator (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 1 out of 10
Highlight: Giving this Crap-bag movie a '1' is being overly generous.
Bhoot (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: A well made and creepy ghost story with a predictable ending.
The Big Bounce (1)
      by Cinema Guru Boy - 3 out of 10
Highlight: Elmore needs to retain creative control...
Big Fish (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: A beautiful story about the power of tall tales.
Big Fish (2003)
      by Mike Long - 7 out of 10
Highlight: It's a lot like FORREST GUMP, yet different, but still satisfying.
Big Money Rustlas (2010)
      by Matt Fuerst - 8 out of 10
Highlight: The fact that I liked it... "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. "
Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
      by Jackass Jon - 9 out of 10
Highlight: If you like John Carpenter, you'll love Big Trouble In Little China!
The Big Year (2011)
      by Captain Video - 5 out of 10
Highlight: The Big Year - are Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson looking for birds or answers?
Bill Cosby, Himself (1983)
      by Mike Long - 7 out of 10
Highlight: A classic piece of stand-up comedy that transcends generations.
Billy Madison (1995)
      by Tom Blain - 7 out of 10
Highlight: One more of my favorite dumb movies! A repeat view!
Birds of America (2008)
      by Matt Fuerst - 1 out of 10
Highlight: The worst piece of fiction in all time. Read me get my hate on.
The Birds (1963)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Creepy and effective thriller which creates a slow buidling terror that Hitchcock was so great at creating.
Black Christmas (1974)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: I cannot say enough how very much I love this film.
The Black Dahlia (2006)
      by The Grim Ringler - 4 out of 10
Highlight: Look for this one to light up the Razzies next year.
The Black Hole (1979)
      by Mike Long - 5 out of 10
Highlight: What was Disney thinking?
Black Sunday (1961)
      by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10
Highlight: If you are a horror fan or film buff then you might want to check this out for curiosityís sake, but in all honesty, donít believe the hype, Bava has
Black Sunday (1977)
      by Mike Long - 5 out of 10
Highlight: The film is still topical, but the lackluster thrills can't support the ingenious plot.
Blade - Trinity (2004)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Far from bad, but not nearly as new or fun as the first two.
Blade 2 (2002)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: very good, very fun movie, I cannot recommend it enough if you liked the first.
Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002)
      by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10
Highlight: Gory, silly movie which is better the more people you can watch it with.
Blood Work (2002)
      by Matt Fuerst - 5 out of 10
Highlight: If you like Eastwood, skip it. If you like thrillers, skip it. Basically, skip it.
Blow (2001)
      by Tom Blain - 2 out of 10
Highlight: Blew.
Blue Thunder (1983)
      by Mike Long - 6 out of 10
Highlight: Convoluted at times, but it has great helicopter action!
Blue Velvet (1986)
      by Tom Blain - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Dark and straight-forward Lynch.
Bobs Burgers: Season 1 (2012)
      by Captain Video - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Well seasoned even in its first season.
Body Double (1984)
      by Mike Long - 4 out of 10
Highlight: Brain De Palma brings us a beautifully convoluted movie.
Body Parts (1991)
      by Matt Fuerst - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Compotent, philisophical look at limb transplantation and Kim Delaney's love of hot grits.
Body Parts (1991)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Good horror take on Frankenstein that falls apart at the end.
Bones: Season One (2005)
      by Mike Long - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Annoying at times, but the shows has interesting plots and a fun performance by David Boranaz.
The Boondock Saints (1999)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: it isnít necessarily the parts as much as it is the way that they all come together- cast, writing, direction, and the interaction of it all, that mak
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
      by Tom Blain - 6 out of 10
Highlight: Shades of Tom Green and Peter Sellers with many laughs but nothing historical.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
      by Mike Long - 6 out of 10
Highlight: More social experiment than comedy, but it still provides some laughs.
Bosom Buddies - Season 2 (1981)
      by Tom Blain - 3 out of 10
Highlight: Some politicians have skeletons in the closet. Tom Hanks has Bosom Buddies.
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
      by Drunky - 1 out of 10
Highlight: The perfect way to assassinate an otherwise enjoyable free evening
Bowling for Columbine (2002)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: As funny as it is heartbreaking, this is a powerful and oft-times heartbreaking film.
Brain Candy (1996)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Clever but drawn out social satire with those kooky Canucks.
Brain Donors (1992)
      by Mike Long - 4 out of 10
Highlight: Marx Brothers redux which has a great turn by John Turturro but is more silly than funny
Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
      by Tom Blain - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Hepburn purrs like a kitten. Purr, baby purr!
Breakin' All the Rules (2004)
      by Mike Long - 4 out of 10
Highlight: This comedy features a great central premise...and nothing else.
Breaking and Entering (2006)
      by Tom Blain - 6 out of 10
Highlight: A bit dry at times, but Minghella pulls it together.
Brewster's Millions (1985)
      by Tom Blain - 6 out of 10
Highlight: Pryor is subdued and tame, but still Brewster's Millions is a somewhat fun, campy 80s flick.
Brick (2005)
      by Matt Fuerst - 10 out of 10
Highlight: Actually turned around my thinking about movies with kids. Great flick!
Brideshead Revisited (2008)
      by Cinema Guru Boy - 3 out of 10
Highlight: Just click on network TV in the early afternoon. It's cheaper.
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
      by Tom Blain - 6 out of 10
Highlight: Screwy Screwball; It gets a lot of attention but there are better.
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
      by Right of Center - 8 out of 10
Highlight: I'm not gay, Ang Lee presents the direct opposite of the stereotype.
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
      by Rosie - 8 out of 10
Highlight: FAB-ulous!
Broken Flowers (2005)
      by Tom Blain - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Bill Murray revisits his past relationships in search for clues about a possible son. Great character piece by Jarmusch.
Brother (2000)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Well worth a look if you are feeling adventurous.
Brother Bear (2003)
      by Mike Long - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Take The Lion King and Beauty and the Beast, then remove all of the drama, and youíve got Brother Bear.
Brother's Keeper (1992)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: Darkly beautiful documentary about a murder trial in a rural New York. farming community
Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: This was one of the best, most exciting and interesting films of 2001 and I couldnít be happier to finally have it in my grim little grasp.
The Brothers Grimm (2005)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Fun action-horror film from auteur Terry Gilliam that proves he can work in the Hollywood system and make it work.
The Brown Bunny (2003)
      by Cinema Guru Boy - 2 out of 10
Highlight: Take your pick: dull, boring or excruciating.
Bruiser (2000)
      by Matt Fuerst - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Romero returns to fine form with a strong film.
Bubba Ho-Tep (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Elvis Vs. a freaking mummy, why aren't you watching it already you ninny!
Bull Durham (1988)
      by Tom Blain - 9 out of 10
Highlight: The national pastime at its best.
Bulletproof Monk (2003)
      by John - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Have you seen the matrix yet? Good. You can skip the fight scenes in this one.
Burn After Reading (2008)
      by Rosie - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Sometimes the whole can be less than the sum of all its parts, too.
Burnt Offerings (1976)
      by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10
Highlight: The epitome of an 'ok' movie.
The Butterfly Effect (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Chilling thriller about the dangers of altering the past...in ASHTON KUTCHER-Vision!!