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| Hacks (2002) by Matt Fuerst - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Comedians suck, but they can be funny |
| Haiku Tunnel (2001) by Jackass Tom - 2 out of 10 Highlight: Office Space lite - Low on Carbs, Low on Laughs |
| Halloween (2007) by Matt Fuerst - 2 out of 10 Highlight: In the case of Rob Zombie's Halloween, more information makes for less of a movie. |
| Halloween 6 - The Curse of Michael Myers (producer's cut) (1995) by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Mediocre sequel that is redeemed only slightly by the producer's cut. |
| Halloween: H20 (1998) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Above average chiller and fitting SUPPOSED end to the Halloween franchise. If only it HAD been the ending. |
| Hamlet (1990) by Matt Fuerst - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Big name actors of the classic Shakespeare story, in an amazing setting, but marred by the photography choices. |
| Hamtragic (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Fun regional horror film shot by friends in and around Hamtramck, Michigan. |
| Hangman's Curse (2003) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Tame kiddie horror flick which may be worth a rental, especially for those familiar with the source novel. |
| The Happening (2008) by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Better than you heard, worse than M. Night imagines. |
| Happiness of the Katakuri's (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: If you are brave, and in the mood for a truly bizarre musical and a just outright strange and fun movie, well, this is your one-stop shop for candied |
| Happy Endings (2005) by Geoff Roberts - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Better Than It Sounds Meant For Thinkers Not Casual Movie Goers. |
| Happy Tree Friends - Volumes 1 and 2 (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 10 out of 10 Highlight: Sick, brilliant, and as wickedly addictive as anything on the internet. |
| Hard Candy (2005) by Matt Fuerst - 10 out of 10 Highlight: It may make you uncomfortable, but that's what makes it great. |
| Hardcore (1979) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Flawed, dated but still intriguing look at the world of porn |
| Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: All in all a great movie |
| Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) by Cinema Guru Boy - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Funny, dark, and pretty spot-on in imagination for the biggest current fantasy franchise in cinema. |
| Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) by Cinema Guru Boy - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Although very flawed, still conveys all the magic this franchise has offered. |
| Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: The best of the Potter films so far and a tremendous fantasy film. |
| Hatchet (2007) by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Fun post-modern sorta take on the slasher film with tongue too firmly in cheek. |
| The Haunted Mansion (2003) by Mike Long - 2 out of 10 Highlight: This annoying Eddie Murphy vehicle doesn't do justice to the ride on which it's based. |
| Haute Tension (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Effective and chilling French horror film which plumbs the darkest regions of the heart and is aptly titled for a film which creates so much tension for the viewer. |
| Havoc (2005) by Matt Fuerst - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A better than average teenagers-gone-bad drama. Probably not aimed at creepy 27 year old dudes though. |
| The Hazing (2004) by Matt Fuerst - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Low budget horror flick that transcends the usual schlock to deliver some real fun from a movie. |
| He Got Game (1998) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Moving film about a young basketball superstar and his relationship with his father. |
| Head Trauma (2006) by Matt Fuerst - 9 out of 10 Highlight: I want to get on a soapbox and tell everyone they should go see Head Trauma. So, here I am writing about it. |
| Heavenly Creatures (1995) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: I urge you to see this film. |
| The Hebrew Hammer (2003) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: A one-joke movie that will only play to a certain audience. |
| Heist (2001) by Matt Fuerst - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Analysis of a caper with backstabbing and twists and turns. |
| Hell's Ground (2008) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Good zombie fun from Pakistan. Yes, Pakistan! |
| Hellboy (2004) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Flawed and awkwardly paced but wonderful comic adaptation. |
| Hellraiser - Deader (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Pointless and embarassing, either kill this franchise or give it to someone who still gives a damn. |
| Hells Ground (2009) by The Grim Ringler - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Good zombie fun from Pakistan. |
| Henry - Portrait of a Serial Kiler (1986) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A stark, grim horror film which gives a glimpse into the life of a serial killer. |
| Henry Rollins: Live at Luna Park (2000) by Matt Fuerst - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Enjoyable watching even for non-Rollins fans. |
| Hero (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Yimou has crafted a brilliant and beautiful film that rises high above its genre trappings. |
| Hidalgo (2004) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: Similar to the stuff that comes out of a horse's rear end. |
| High Noon - 50th Anniversary DVD Edition (1952) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: High Noon well deserves the accolades is has gotten and truly is a classic film, be it western or any other genre. |
| Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) by Matt Fuerst - 3 out of 10 Highlight: So bad, it's good. Eat it baby. |
| Highwaymen (2003) by Matt Fuerst - 9 out of 10 Highlight: Exploitive trash? Yes... but real fun exploitive trash! |
| The Hills Have Eyes (1977) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A flawed but engaging look at the All American Family stripped of its defenses and forced to fight for survival. |
| The Hills Have Eyes (2006) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Another solid horror remake that'll make the weak bladdered amongst us wet themselves, hooray! |
| A History of Violence (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Great to see Cronenberg back at the top of his game. |
| Hitch (2005) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Far from original, but a pleasant enough romantic comedy. |
| Hitcher II - I've Been Waiting (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 1 out of 10 Highlight: This is the kind of movie where I almost want to interview the people and ask them what the hell they thought they were doing and if they really believed this was a good film and a worthy sequel. |
| The Hole (2001) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: This well-made thriller doesn't bring anything new to the genre, but it does a great deal with little material. |
| Holes (2003) by Mike Long - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A very well-made and entertaining movie that everyone will dig |
| Hollow Man 2 (2006) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: A serviceable sequel, but it's easy to see through its motives. |
| Hollywood Homicide (2003) by Jackass Tom - 1 out of 10 Highlight: Josh Hartnett, you suck. And so does your movie. |
| Hollywood Homicide (2003) by Mike Long - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Every cop-movie cliche is packed into this lifeless dud. |
| Home on the Range (2004) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Not a Disney classic, but a fun movie nonetheless |
| Hoodwinked Too: Hood v. Evil (2011) by Jackass Tom - 1 out of 10 Highlight: Shrek's annoying younger sister. |
| The Host (2007) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Fantastic Korean monster movie that has way more depth and character than you'd imagine. |
| Hostel (2006) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Don't believe the hype. |
| Hostel 2 (2007) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A definite improvement from the first, this will be loved and hated in equal parts. |
| Hot Fuzz (2007) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Brilliant, funny, and twice as much fun as any Van Damme flick. |
| Hot Rod (2007) by Rosie - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Almost as aggravating as watching Chris Farley's brother in those Hertz commercials. |
| Hour of the Wolf (1968) by Matt Fuerst - 10 out of 10 Highlight: Honestly the best horror film I have ever seen. |
| House of 1000 Corpses (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: If you love weird, macabre |
| House of Games (1987) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: There's a sucker born every minute and two to take him. |
| House of the Dead (2003) by Matt Fuerst - 2 out of 10 Highlight: You may think you know what you're getting yourself into, but this is a new level of badness. |
| How Do You Know? (2010) by Jackass Tom - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Oh, I'm pretty sure I know and the answer isn't here. |
| How I Got Into College (1989) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: The last feature film from the director of BETTER OFF DEAD has some funny moments but is a disappoinment. |
| How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: Above-average chick flick is ruined by bad casting. |
| How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (2008) by Jackass Tom - 4 out of 10 Highlight: I was hoping to be more annoyed by the character, and because I wasn't I was kinda annoyed by the movie. |
| Masters of Horror - HP Lovecraft's Dreams in the Witchhouse (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Episode two of MOH is pretty damned good, well done Mr. Gordon, well done indeed. |
| The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Solid entertainment from the Coen Brothers. You know, for kids! |
| Human Nature (2001) by Jackass Tom - 1 out of 10 Highlight: Not a fun movie to watch in any way. Put the avoid tag on this one. |
| The Hunted (2003) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: One long chase scene with one little story. |