Hellboy review by The Grim Ringler

Call me cynical but I get the feel this movie is gonna tank. It’s too weird, the hero isn’t exactly pretty, and people have never heard the word Hellboy again. I just don’t see it doing well. Which sucks because while this film does have an awkward pace, it’s a very fun little action movie and shows what a great talent Ron Perlman (as the ‘boy) is. Adapted from the long running sci-fi horror indie comic of the same name, Hellboy is a very well made superhero film with a very big heart and an even bigger red devil fella. But, telling a tale of finding one’s humanity and love lost and found again, I can’t help but shake the feeling that this one’s going to get lost in the shuffle.

Beginning during the middle of the second World War, with Hitler and his regime making a bold move to end the war by enlisting the help of Rasputin (the maaaaaaad monk ladies and gentleman) and a supernatural device he has promised will bring about the fall of Hitler’s enemies. Tipped to the plan though is a young scientist who works for a hush-hush government agency set in place to counter Hitler in his gains for a paranormal edge. Backed by a small American force the young scientist gets the drop on Rasputin and the Nazi soldiers as they open a doorway into a dimension where seven sleeping demons are waiting to be awakened and set loose upon the earth to feast, but as the gateway opens the Americans launch their attack and Rasputin, his henchman Kroenen, and the rest of the Nazi force are vanquished and the gateway is closed before the evil gods of old can slip through the portal. It appears that the worst was avoided and the now diminished American force sets about the task of securing the area. Hidden in the dark of an old tomb though is a small, strange creature that looks like a small child but which is red, has a tail, and two tiny horns on its head. Just as the military men are about to fire about what looks like a small devil and what they take as a monster, the scientist holds them back and lures it out into the open with candy bars and shows to the men that it’s ‘harmless’. The man adopts the strange child and gives it the unfortunate name of Hellboy, thus beginning what will become a long, strange relationship between the two of them. Kept inside a vast underground military complex as a ‘guest’, Hellboy is a young man in a monster’s body. Not aging as a human would (and sanding down his horns to look more normal, if that’s possible), Hellboy is a loner who both loves and fears his ‘father’ and who works (with another supernatural mutant named Abe Sapien) secretly to help the government quell supernatural enemies. Though rumors that Hellboy exists are becoming more solid he remains a myth, and the agency wishes to keep it that way, despite the fact that Hellboy is their begrudging guest. Hellboy is content to do his part, not questioning his father’s wish to have him destroy these monsters that sprout up, but not happy either. Desperately in love with a young human woman named Liz who had stayed in the complex until recently, Hellboy refuses to give up his love for her, no matter how much she insists he must. And it is this love which has lead Hellboy to be seen by the public time and again and it is this love which is becoming very dangerous for the agency. Sent to act as a caretaker and friend is a young FBI agent fresh out of Quantico and astounded by the world he is suddenly a part of. Almost immediately though he, Hellboy and Abe are called into duty and must track down an ancient monster raised from the dead at a museum. While things are rough at first Hellboy gets the upper hand on the monster and manages to kill it, not knowing that those who resurrected it have worked a spell that with ever incarnation killed, two shall be re-born until the underground is teeming with the things. And when they find out that the people who resurrected the beast were Rasputin, back from the dead, and his cronies, things go from bad to worse, as Liz becomes a tool in which Rasputin can lure Hellboy to his destiny. Rasputin, who had summoned Hellboy when he had opened the portal during WWII, knows Hellboy’s true name and purpose – to open a gateway between worlds and to call the demon gods of old back to earth to destroy mankind, and slowly the pieces are set into place to force our hero to choose his destiny or to create his own.

A friend told me today that he didn’t like Hellboy because it felt too much like you had to be into this universe to get anything out of it, and while I can understand what he is saying, I don’t really agree. There is a lot here to digest, and while there are moments that feel a bit rushed and others that are too slowly paced for a theater atmosphere, director Guillermo Del Toro does an admirable job of getting you invested and involved with this world. Hellboy, as portrayed by Ron Perlman is a tragic character that isn’t mopey and depressed. He understands what he is and what is purpose is, and though he may not like these things, he accepts them. What breaks his heart is that, though Liz may indeed love him, they can never be a ‘normal’ couple and he can never give her the life she deserves. But Hellboy is a great character because even he sees the ridiculousness of the world he inhabits. But everyone has their job to do and this is his. And as large as the scale of this film is, Del Toro does well to not let the set pieces become more important than the characters. While this isn’t always successful and some of the action does overshadow the people (such as the finale which centers on Liz being used as a bargaining chip to convince Hellboy to open the, well Hell Gate), but I don’t know how many directors could have made this film any more evenly than Del Toro and I think that this is a mere quibble in the grand scope of the film. The relationship between Hellboy and Liz and Hellboy and his father are both wonderful, though again, I wish there had been more. These troubled relationships ground the film and the character so that it doesn’t just become a movie about one monster beating the snot out of other monsters. And while this wasn’t an inexpensive film per se, the effects and set design are wonderful and in places breathtaking.

What I love about the film is Hellboy and the job Perlman does with him and in creating a very real, very strong character. I love this world of monsters and ancient evil. Instead of the usual evil supervillians we have creatures and things which hail from the same dimension as Hellboy and which he is supposed to share a kinship with but doesn’t. I love the way Del Toro tells tales, using the special effects as just another tool to tell the tale and not as distractions from a weak story. I love the action and humor, which worked hand-in-hand to create a more full sense of who Hellboy is and his world. And I liked the subtle (and at times not so subtle) notion that this monster is helping a human race that, were they to know of his existence, would hate him. Yes, it’s a theme covered in X-Men, but this film takes it in directions that don’t seem well worn.

But there are issues with the film. The movie has an odd pace and ends well after the momentum has been lost, and while this was necessary, it is anti-climactic. The relationships are very good sketches but are never fully realized, which may be a matter of how long the film had to be, but which still hinders the film. We never really get a strong feel for the love Hellboy has for his father nor do we see how Liz sees Hellboy. Some of the special effects do come off as fakey, though I don’t hold that against the film as most movies still have that problem when dealing with fast motion or lots of action with digital characters. And for me, the villains are not terribly well created. They are very good villains and Kroenen is a very fearful monster and henchman, hidden beneath a blackened mask and dressed out with spinning knives, but we never get a feel for who Ilsa, Kroenen, or Rasputin are. They’re bad guys and that’s it. And finally I wish that the climax was a bit more full. Things happen pretty quickly and I guess I wish that the drama of Hellboy making his choice of what path he wishes to take was a bit more detailed.

But to me, these aren’t really deal-breakers. This is a very good film and a very fun one at that. As to how well it stand up to the more recent comic book adaptations, I think pretty favorably. It isn’t perfect but it, like the first X-Men films creates a world I would love to visit again and to see what else there was to it. From what I have read there’s a lot more to see and that quite a bit of content will emerge in a longer Special Edition DVD cut of the film so that may work out some of the kinks that I had with the movie. Still a very solid flick and one I hope to see many more times.

…c…

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Matt Fuerst8April 5th, 2004
This was truly _the_ perfect comic book movie up until near the end for me.

For the pluses, I loved Pearlman. He was hilarious when he needed to be, did touching scenes as well as a red demon could and did the tough guy thing. The writing was great, again the humour was sprinkled throughout the film perfectly. The villains, Rasputin, the wind up assassin, Zee Baronness were all comic book perfect. Amazing cast of oddities thrown together, comic book style.

Del Toro had me worried after I watched the animated film called Blade 2, since I was less than pleased with the poorly CG-ed action scemes, but most of Hellboy stays in the realm of physical stunts, and the CG that is done is a thosuand times better than Blade 2. Hurrah!

However, the ending didn't just lose me, it turned me sour a bit. It veered way too far into fantasy land (quite a bit further than the world the rest of the film was based in, in my opinion) with a multi-tentacled monster the size of a building. What's the deal with that? Rasputin and the gang are scary enough, let's stay on terra firma.

I could've lived without Selma Blair lighting up and using her powers in the end as well, I didn't find the CG there all that great...

Still, definetly worth seeing in the theatres, something I definetly will own and loan out to friends.
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Trent GeinApril 5th, 2004Reply
I really liked Hellboy. I'm a real big sucker for comic book movies. I'm even a fan of Daredevil and the Hulk. I understand these movies and see what is trying to be said. The only thing I didn't like about Hellboy were the villians, they out right sucked save for Kroenen. I wish the movie would have revolved around him. But the ending was left something to be desired. Bring on Hellboy. I'm now waiting for the Punisher.
oktoborApril 5th, 2004Reply
let me tell you....Helly Billy Boy sukt. it was a dreadful bore.
i ordered hellboy at a late night diner and realized they left out a few ingredients: they forgot to add the potential, and they forgot story......well it just left a bad taste in my mouth.
basically this movie is an embarrassment to two VERY talented people; del toro, and pearlman. well i guess "the bull" and the "pearldiver" better find some interesting projects to work on next.
and by the way, trent gein, if you like "comic book movies" and "understand these movies and what they are trying to say." you should try howard the duck, it may be the diamond you are looking for.......
JimboApril 6th, 2004Reply
I have read all the hellboy comics and I have to say that the movie sucked.

The characters in the movie had the appearance of the characters in the books but their personalities, their motivations and their behaviors are completely different.

It is almost as if mignola just took the dozen coolest frames from the comic book and said "this plus a little filler will be the movie."

Why was the first half of the movie in NYC? Every hellboy comic took place in isolated villages or remote corners of the world. No one ever covered up hellboy's identity because it wasnt a secret.

Sammael was a shitty demon and his presence in the story is completely unnecessary. While the frog-men from Seed of Destruction were great henchmen and served to accentuate the alienness of Sadu-hem, Sammael just seems to run amok for most of the film without any purpose at all- even more of a wild animal than the frogmen- certainly nothing remotely like the scheming bastard that Ualac was. (side note- Ualac is a 'minor demon of hell' not a prick with 30 titles like Sammael, they could at least have made him mildly intelligent).

Hellboy. He doenst behave like the wizened old badass he was in the books - more like a tempermental child of 12 (probably the target audience of the movie). They could have saved about half an hour by cutting all the times he behaves out of character (the stalking, the whining, etc etc).

Dr Kroenen. What the fuck? Nothing like the books. What, a movie can only have one evil genius?

The place they work. Nothing like the books. Why does every secret agency have to look like MiB? All that were missing were the smoking cutesy aliens.

Why does rasputin get all these stupid plot device powers and how come hellboy agrees to obey him so easily? A fundamental obstacle to him through the books is hellboy's refusal to obey him at any cost. Even when liz is in danger.

Why no Sadu-hem? Really, why not? They threw its twin fucking brother into the end of the movie for absolutely no reason except to have a big fight and half the monsters in the movie are straight out of Seeds of Destruction. It would even have been a 2 hour or less movie this way.
Trent GeinApril 7th, 2004Reply
Hey Oktober did you and I watch the same movie. Since you have decided to insult me maybe I should respond. Hellboy was a great film. If it wasn't too action packed, maybe you should watch Bad Boys 2 then, it might be more your intelligence level. I love comic book movies and I know a bad one when I see it. I've seen Howard the Duck and it sucked. By the way second guy, this movie was based on the Seeds of Destruction storyline. Remember comic book fans, it is impossible to put 10 or more years of story into one movie. Some things do not translate well onto the screen and I think that if Hellboy's creator was on the set and had creative imput, who are you to say it's wrong. Oktober when you get a taste for good cinema, you come talk to me otherwise don't insult what you do not understand. I bet you were one of those people that got confused by the Hulk.
    oktoborApril 14th, 2004
 you see. comic book fans are waaayyyy too sensitive. i am sorry that my comment about the big red throbbing pile of hellboy wasn't good; but i calls 'em like i sees 'em. the "howard the duck" comment was also sarchasm (the gulf between someone's sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it). and yes i am confused by the hulk...i am confused how a great cinematic genius such as ang lee, director of brilliant movies like- the ice storm, crouching tiger..., and the amazing eat drink man woman, could sell out to blockbuster filmdom. but thank god you thought of that wicked burn about the hulk.
GrimApril 7th, 2004Reply
as with all adaptations, you have to let your love of the work itself go. i mean, for instance, i love the LOTR books but the movies are not the same, nor should they be. was i sad Tom Bombadill wasn't around, sure, but the films didn't need him.
this is an adaptation, so lots of stuff was lost, lots of stuff was glazed over, and lots was condensed. deal with it. it happens.
look at Spiderman, they combined two characters into Mary Jane. life goes on. it's a movie. judge it as a movie.
if it sucks as an adaptation then that's a drag though obviously the creator dug the flick as he was producer on it, but it's unfair to hate it because it didn't live up to whatever preconceived notion you had for it.
perfect?
far from it. not even the best comic adaptation (Ghost World still is). but it's a hell of a movie.
c
Trent GeinApril 15th, 2004Reply
Well I see that once again I was proven right by Oktober, The Hulk was a great film that explored deeper emotions than anyone else would have tried to do but there is nothing wrong with blockbuster filmmaking. We need a good balance of everything and Ang Lee is a diverse director and he felt that the Hulk was a great property for him to try his hand at. But then again, sarcasm is more of a voice tone thing and on the internet I'm not able to tell that. I do respect your opinion of a moviegoer and if I really like a movie, I will defend it to the ends of the earth. That is who I am. Now we see what the Punisher has to offer. Critics are already dogging it but they did the same thing for the Passion of the Christ and I believe that to be a brillian film.
XelaMay 2nd, 2004Reply
Well, i havn't read any of the comics and was just brought to this movie by my Italian friend, Nathan. I agree with him, that the graphics are good, the plot is .... .... .... well, is..... ..... .....and that the first monster took FOREVER to kill (it was a good long time) But the huge big monster at the end took , like, 5 minuets. So.... It wasn't the best movie ever, but i din't hate it. It was so-so.
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