Action classic
I tried to resist it. I told myself I didn’t like it. I used to make fun of my roommate in college for owning a VHS copy. An 80s action hard-on, staring pretty boy Tom Cruise. Gimme a friggin break, I am self-proclaimed (as well as accused) film snob Tom Blain. Hell I say film instead of movie. That’s pretty damn pretentious. How can I enjoy this tripe? But here I am with a copy of ‘Top Gun’ in my DVD collection. With this film I become Joe American Movie Watcher. It is a pleasure and I am guilty. Dog gone it, here I am a grown man and I still dig TOP GUN!
Top Gun is a celebration of cocky, military machoism with a lone cowboy theme. Their horses are military jets, their guns are missiles, and the goal of top gun is to be the first to ‘lock in’ on the other guy’s plane (much like the western ‘draw’). The hero (Tom Cruise) even has a call sign that is a reference to an old cowboy show: Maverick. They try to intimidate each other in the bars and in the locker room the same way Lee Marvin would try to get in John Wayne’s face.
Maverick is arrogant, but still an underdog, something that we Americans love rooting for; hell, we started out as the underdogs. He is shorter than everyone else, and seems to always be ranked as second best. You know he has worked hard his whole life because both of his parents died when he was younger. His father died in combat and his mysterious past and showboat reputation seem to haunt the young Maverick. And although he faces adversity throughout the film (loses his friend, does not become ‘Top Gun’) he ends up on top by redeeming himself in a dogfight with the ‘enemy’, finding out his dad died valiantly in battle, and getting the girl in the end. Everyone is happy.
This was the perfect film for 1986 and it was reflected at the box office (it was number 1 for the year pulling in more than $170 million in the US). It is a great representation Reagan’s 80s cold war politics. America’s top pilots engaging in heated competition with each other to see who is the best of the best. By the end of the film they rally together to defeat some invading enemy MIGs. In the few shots we see of them, the enemies’ faces are erased by their dark visors. They aren’t even portrayed as human. On the other hand all of the American pilots have unique helmets defining their personalities, and they communicate well with one another to defeat the enemy. GO TEAM!
For as much of a testosterone-juiced Great American ride this film is, it also does its best to appeal to the ladies. I mean if this is such a guy film, what is with that slow motion volleyball sequence? It does nothing but display buff and greased up Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise, as they dive in the sand, and wipe their oily pecs off. I don’t need that! In fact the only guy who keeps his shirt on is Anthony “Revenge of the Nerds” Edwards. Good move Tony, and thanks for sparing the rest of us.
Also for the fairer sex is a strong female identification: Charley (Kelly McGillis). She holds a position of power and respect over the pilots. She is serious and focused when it comes to her work and her life. Charley rejects Maverick’s initial immature advances. She later accepts Maverick on her own terms and even to her own benefit.
If I remember correctly this film was quite the phenomenon. Like every other popular film from the 80s, Kenny Loggins (fuck yeah!) sang the opening song. Highway to the Danger Zone was one of those songs you sang as a kid to be cool (that is if you were a kid when this movie came out). When I was terrorizing the neighborhood, I had ‘the need. (All together please) THE NEED FOR SPEED!’ And how many people did you know that immediately bought one of those puffy leather jackets with all the patches or aviator sunglasses because they wanted to be Maverick? I thought so. This movie was big, and it is still pretty big (well maybe not). I may never watch another Jerry Bruckheimer film again (how can you blame me with attempts like Con Air, Armageddon, and Pearl “necklace” Harbor), but every once in a while I will get caught up in Top Gun.
SIDE NOTE: I can’t believe I got to this film before Jackass Jon. But I have no fear that Jon will find some other 80s flicker to post on in no time. And what the hell is Tim Robbins doing in this film?
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Tom Blain Rating: 8
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| guy | 4 | July 3rd, 2003 |
mr tom blain summed up this film perfectly for me: 'action classic'.
myself, i've learned that 'classic' means: i saw it when i was 10 and remember it so fondly i'm afraid to admit i was dumb and had no taste at age 10. so now i have to defend the film by applying a grossly unjust label to it, to sucker you into seeing it as well.
it's kinda like the social enigma that is the 'gross picture'. a guy sees a thoroughly disgusting picture. and then for some reason, he has to show it to every one of his friends and colleagues. 'oh my god, this is awful: you have to see it'. as if his pain is lessened by knowing that everyone else is in pain too.
back to the movie, it's more 'Fast and the Furious' than 'Predator' (the archetypal 80s action flick). its a badly written, plodding, mindless story built around the innate male desire to see shit go fast and blow up.
normally i'd leave this as a 5 as it's passable as the mindless rocket-jockey shlock that it is - but i'm dropping it a point for the unnecessary beach volleyball scene (though i'm sure that's a hit at the frat house). beach volleyball should be used only as a vehicle for hot chicks jumping around in bikinis, or for the camera to copiously pan the crowd of hot chicks in bikinis.
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| Mark Eckler | 5 | April 15th, 2002 |
| When I first saw this movie years ago, I remember thinking it was pretty good. I saw it again the other day and realized how tainted, (or lucid?), we become by the passage of time. This time round, I thought it hokey, boring and formulaic. I am reminded also of the fact that this movie typified, and typifies, the growing movement, (especially in Hollywood), that the more of an asshole you are the cooler you are. All that said, it still has a few redeeming moments but for the most part…ho hum… |
| The Realms aka: Jackass Jon | 8 | April 8th, 2002 |
Damn, I haven't been to the Jackass all day and look what popped up! Yes, Top Gun is a classic. I loved it when it first came out and I'll even admit that I thought Kelly McGillis was pretty hot back then... I should also note that the U.S. armed services never had such high recruitment as in the year following the release of this movie. Now, is it still the movie to have in my DVD collection? Maybe. I have it on tape and it was the first movie my wife and I watched when we got our surround sound hooked up to our big screen TV back in 1991 (roughly). The opening scene was killer with the volume cranked up... The opening soundtrack with the jets getting launched off the deck of that floating arsenal... Ah yes, the power... My kids haven't seen it yet but if they like it I'll get it on DVD. It's possible I haven't bought it just for the hell of it yet due to the damn price tag. It's too high for such an old movie. But then again, I'm one of those damn macho jar heads so I might get it to make you guys happy!
Tom, look out! I have a secret list of 80's flicks just waiting for reviews! |
| Da Bonghit | 8 | April 8th, 2002 |
Man O Man First Tom's upset that he owns the movie -- he never liked it -- but is now out of the closet, giving it an 8. Then he finds a way to degrade Jackass Jon for his selection of movies reviewed. I'm just happy Tom is reviewing something other than Hitchcock.
I'm a Tom Gun fan. Its a good movie with predictable scenes, but its work with actual Aerial footage really does it for me. The US is beating up on the Ruskies, yet again. How can you get sick of that, even now?
This movie isn't in my DVD collection, but it will be. I'll recommend it for any high flying action-movie fan. Watch it just to find out Anthony Edward's character name -- not just Goose. |
| fuersty | 4 | April 8th, 2002 |
Top Gun. Good lord Top Gun. At first I thought Tom was joking. Alas, no luck. Tom made fun of his roommate for owning Top Gun, and I shall carry on that hazing tradition. Tom, you effeminate bastard.
Now that Tony Scott worshiping has become in vogue, I imagine a lot of people think its cool to accept some of his earlier works, like the Gun here and Days of Thunder. No, I don't think so. Tony Scott did one thing worth mentioning, True Romance and I think one could correctly argue that that was worthwhile due mostly to Tarantinos script, and Brad Pitt's stoner impression (or was it?).
Anyways, avoid this movie unless you want to relive the 80's, learn how seriously cheesy calling people by their nickname sounds, or want to see Anthony Edwards have a vicious sand volleyball spike. |
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| Matt Fuerst | January 27th, 2003 | Reply |
Just got this one on LaserDisc. Mrs. Fuersty is so excited to slo-mo step through the volleyball scene.
Gotta represent Mr. Jim Cash my MSU brother. Whilst he has passed on early in his life at least his estate will be getting royalty checks will into the future. |
| | the weasel | August 8th, 2003 |
| Tom Cruise | January 23rd, 2004 | Reply |
How dare you say all that horrible stuff about me!! I mean cmon I was only acting in this movie... its not me! This movie has to be one of the best action movies, considering the less than complicated plot it has, but screw all that plot!! It has the basic elements an awesome action movie needs 1) Girls 2) Guys to get girls 3) Something fast such as a fighter jet (F-14) 4) Explosions (Missiles) 5) An enemy (The poor russians). Ok its sad how it had a nice ending but hey id rather watch Mig 28s (dont actually exist) get blown up. I am a diehard pilot and you criticts can all suk on my big nose it if u dont like the movie.
Tom |
| | Mavericks Mummy | January 23rd, 2004 |
| Kelly McGillis | January 23rd, 2004 | Reply |
| Hey Maverick! U sexy thing U! Take my breath away...ohhh you tell those assholes what a good movie really is... |
| Val Kilmer | January 23rd, 2004 | Reply |
| Shut up Mav, you need to get over yourself... I fuck Charley last night **chews gum** |
| Anthony “Revenge of the Nerds” Edwards | January 23rd, 2004 | Reply |
Maverick, you killed me you fucking asshole! Your going dow. GREATFUCKED UP BALLS OF MAVERICK.
P.S "Ice Man" your co pilot can suk my doodle cos he is gay! |
| Random Black Guy | January 23rd, 2004 | Reply |
| Maverick u didnt have to push me the other day u cunt! Dont make me connect. Im getting my homies onto you brother! |
| Mavericks Dad | January 23rd, 2004 | Reply |
| Fuck up |
| Mavericks Mummy | January 23rd, 2004 | Reply |
| Fuck down |
| Nicole Kidman | January 23rd, 2004 | Reply |
| Your all fucked up... get a life tom ur not Maverick ok and ur new girlfriend is a WHORE! |
| The Kid | May 5th, 2004 | Reply |
| Top Gun is the best movie ever, i will watch it over and over. peace |
| Another Kid | May 7th, 2004 | Reply |
| Kid...may you rot in hell...everyone knows Mary Poppins is the best movie ever made. |
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