The Rocky Horror Picture Show review by Jackass Jon
Story Summary

Hmm... How the hell can you summarize The Rocky Horror Picture Show? You can't, period. I'll give it a half hearted attempt though.

Lets see, boy and girl are in love. Boy and girl attend their friends wedding. Boy and girl go for a drive through the woods. Boy and girls car gets a flat. Boy and girl don't have a spare. Boy and girl walk to a house in the dark for help... Boy and girl are never the same again after going into the house...

Seriously, you should all know about Rocky Horror by now. If you don't stop reading here and just stay where you are. The sheltered life you live now will be just fine until the day you die... For the rest of you die hard movie goers out there that probably saw this movie the way it wasn't meant to be viewed (drunk or high in the theatre with toast and rice all over), come on in for a recap of what is considered the worlds all time Cult classic, The Rocky Horror Picture Show!

DVD features

I know there are at least two different releases of this DVD but the one I have is (I think) the 25th Anniversary two disc set. The set is of course packed with a ton of cool stuff. Disc one has a U.K. and a  U.S. version of the movie. There's also an original cut and a new edition cut with the "superheroes" musical sequence edited back in. Disc one also has a commentary by Richard O'Brien (Riff Raff) and Patricia Quinn (Magenta), a theatrical experience view of the movie with add-ins where people acting the show out are shown here and there with a intro from Sal Piro (RHPS fan club president), a "prompter" subtitled version of the movie so you know what to yell or do at the right time (throw your rice or squirt your water pistol etc) and of course a bunch of DVD-ROM extras like games and trivia (for your DVD equipped PC). Disc two has some really neat excerpts and outtakes from the VH1 Behind the Music special featuring interviews with Susan Sarandon (Janet Weiss), Barry Bostwick (Brad Majors), Richard O'Brien, Patricia Quinn and Meatloaf (Eddie). Disc two also has the VH1 Hot Patootie video, Rocky Horror double feature video show, trailers and a few other goodies...

Analysis

This movie is truly the ultimate Cult classic. I saw it first when I was a young teenager. Of course back then you were supposed to see it when you were blasted so I did just that. I got totally ripped, went to see the movie and passed out cold. Yep, didn't remember any of it. Then I saw it again only slightly buzzed and believe it or not, it was much better. Several years after that I dated a girl who played a part in a fan club group so I saw it every Saturday night for a long looong time. I think this movies appeal is that it's so absurd you can't not like it. I mean come on, take a look at Tim Curry (Doctor Frank-N-Furter (A Scientist)) dressed up in his high heels and fishnet stockings... Who in there right mind isn't attracted to him! And no, I don't like men. Women are definitely my thing, they come in too many different colors, shapes, sizes and flavors to ever run out. But still, Frank-N-Furter is da man! The music is fantastic, the dance sequences are wild (The Time Warp) and the characters are too much. Riff Raff and Magenta rock as the oddly butler and maid. Meatloaf plays the part of dead Eddie perfectly and the whole idea of the movie is simply great fun. It rips on B-rated horror and science fiction flicks while at the same time turns the average movie going patron into a character from the movie (throw your rice or squirt your water pistol now). Susan Sarandon looked great for just about the entire movie (almost naked) and have you noticed any other shows you've seen Barry Bostwick on? Yep, the Mayor on Spin City. Yes this movie has it all and has nothing at the same time. Horror, sex, violence, singing, dancing, eating (Eddie), hot women, hunky men, sweet transvestites and even aliens! Damn good movie.

Final Thoughts

If you haven't seen it yet, you probably never will. But if your a fan from the past, it's a must have and is a ton of fun to watch with a bunch of people. My kids love it too and they don't even understand half of the remarks or the satirical meanings. The only downside to letting them watch it has been keeping them quiet in the stores. They love to sing "I'm a sweet transvestite, from transsexual Transilvian ya ha" "Humpf humpf". Oh the looks we get...

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Kay10August 14th, 2006
I am in love with this movie! I play Magenta the Maid in my local shadow cast and I've seen this movie countless times. I have watched it twice today and it's only noon! It's a great opportunity for people to break out of their shells for an hour and a half, dress in sexy lingere, shout vulgar things and dance like an idiot. Seriously, go watch this movie in theatres. Right now.
person10July 4th, 2005
twas an excellent movie indeed, it incorporated (as thingo mentioned) anything youd want from a movie including nudity, murder and aliens! wacthing it ripped or not its a top movie that is basically just there to entertain you, and it does just that!
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VISITOR COMMENTS
camMay 30th, 2003Reply
this was the best movie ever, and if uve never seen it yet ur a loser!
    Tom BlainJanuary 20th, 2004
 I've never seen it.
October 18th, 2003Reply
Dammit JanetOctober 27th, 2003Reply
I think this was a very good movie considering i was not growing up in the 1970's. Its so strange that you want to see it over and over again just to laugh at the funny costumes, dances and songs.
StephDecember 9th, 2003Reply
Rocky Horror is a full experience for anyone who loves freedom of expression and having a blast! The music is awesome and the storyline is so absurd, you can't help but laugh. It is a great movie for all types, in the theater or at home. And the men have great legs, too!
    rachaelDecember 10th, 2003
 i think you told how wonderful the film is very nicely i feel the same way you do ( touch me i wanta be drity!)
rachaelDecember 10th, 2003Reply
rocky horro is one of the best plays that i have ever seen the songs are feel good and sexy. i enjoyed the song "touch a touch a touch me!" eveyone how dose not like the film you suck!
savhannahMarch 3rd, 2004Reply
rhps is my favorite movie. i was raised with that movie. i watch it at least once a week. my friends think it's weird, stupid, gross, etc. i can never get guys to watch it with me. they all think it will turn them gay. last time i watched it my friend whined, "Do we have to watch Tim Curry in his panties again?" I tried to explain to him the satirical meanings of the movie but he closes his mind to that and just thinks nearly naked transvestites. I've never been to a theater and experienced audience participation, virgin initiations, or any of that exciting stuff. I do plan to as soon as i can drag my friends out of their little stoner circle....or maybe i'll just be a trooper and go alone
frankieMay 15th, 2004Reply
well how nice, it's the defenitive cult classic and always will be. My wife and I watch it all the time as do me and my brother. It's a classic send up of the 50's and 70's and will always be loved. But, those of you who haven't opened your mind to it. Here where this you'll feel less vulnerable. Long live Rocky and see it a hundred times We have and love it every time. So let the music and the songs rock on were gonna shake it til the life is gone rose tint my world keep me safe from my trouble andpain.
CyndaDecember 9th, 2004Reply
i completely agree with you this is the best movie ever. i am only 18, but i have loved this movie since i was little. recently i seen the new dvd that was released and i loved it. what i really liked was the ending of the UK version just because it made the movie last a little longer. Tim Curry is definately hot in this movie. my friends say i am crazy for loving this movie, but i say they are crazy for not. this is something that will keep you laughing for hours. overall the performance by everyone was great and i will for sure be buying this dvd.
patDecember 9th, 2005Reply
this movie really speaks to me, when I see Frank I feel as if I'm looking in a mirror
    Jackass JonFebruary 3rd, 2006
 Is that you PEckler?
IvyJanuary 13th, 2006Reply
i saw this movie for the first time last weekend; seen it over 10 time since. i love it!!!!! now i catch myself humming the Time Warp over and over and over
Jackass JonFebruary 3rd, 2006Reply
Has anyone here ever heard about the surveys they did for Rocky Horror? Both the play and the movie release? They expected most of the surveys to give results showing the disapproval of the transvestite theme. But the results actually showed that a huge, huge majority of the female viewers were extremely turned on by the play/movie. And yes, a lot of guys got lucky because of it afterwards!
KayAugust 14th, 2006Reply
I play Magenta the Maid in the Shadow cast (meaning we act in front of the screen as the movie is playing) at my local theatre. If you like watching this movie at home, you'll like it even better in theatres! Toast throwing, noise maker blowing, water gun squirting good time!
    Jackass JonAugust 30th, 2006
 It's been a long time since I've seen it in a theatre but I must agree, it's like no other show to see in person!
shelbyNovember 24th, 2008Reply
pfft. this is like the best movie in the world.. i love it =]]
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