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Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: A fantasy film like you've never seen before.
Rating: 9 Readers: 7
Comments: 0
Panic Room (Special Edition DVD) (2002)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: An intelligent, gripping suspense film from a great director.
Rating: 7 Readers: 5
Comments: 1
Paparazzi (2004)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: Yes, it has a ridiculous premise which is hard to swallow, but as thrillers go, I've seen worse.
Rating: 4 Readers: 4
Comments: 0
The Parent Trap (1998)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: Lindsay Lohan actually did something worthwhile that didn't involve breasts or Wilmer Valderrama.
Rating: 7 Readers: 0
Comments: 5
Paris - When it Sizzles (1964)
      by Tom Blain
Highlight: Too much fizzle, not a whole lot of sizzle.
Rating: 2 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
The Passenger (2006)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: An impressive and intriguing film about what could have been.
Rating: 8 Readers: 7
Comments: 2
Payback: Straight Up (1999)
      by Matt Fuerst
Highlight: I am not a shill for film studios, but I think they got it right here the first time.
Rating: 5 Readers: 0
Comments: 2
Paycheck (2003)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: A serviceable action film which has a clever plot, but never gets too exciting.
Rating: 6 Readers: 6
Comments: 1
Peaceful Warrior (2006)
      by Rosie
Highlight: Everyone involved should be prosecuted as if it were a snuff film.
Rating: 1 Readers: 0
Comments: 2
Peeping Tom (1960)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: I cannot recommend this film more highly
Rating: 9 Readers: 9
Comments: 2
The Perfect Score (2004)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: Great idea, predictable, dull film.
Rating: 5 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
A Personal Journey with Martin Scorsese Through American Movies (2000)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: This is a must see for any fan of cinema, world, indie, American, or pop, and is a wonderful crash-course in the history of a Hollywood that may have
Rating: 9 Readers: 7
Comments: 6
Pervert! (2005)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: A silly, sleazy romp that is as true an homage to Russ Meyer as has been made in recent years.
Rating: 6 Readers: 0
Comments: 1
Pete Seeger: The Power of Song (2007)
      by Drunky
Highlight: Borderline communist propaganda with mediocre music.
Rating: 2 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
Phone Booth (2003)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: Director Joel Schumacher proves that style over substance isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Rating: 7 Readers: 0
Comments: 4
Pineapple Express (2008)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: Fun, silly as hell pot movie with the usual jokes but a lot of great slapstick as well.
Rating: 7 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
The Pink Panther (2006)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: Comparable to the original? I don't know, but it made me laugh.
Rating: 6 Readers: 3
Comments: 0
Pinocchio (2002)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: As a film – seven. As an Americanized film – six.
Rating: 7 Readers: 0
Comments: 3
Pinocchio (1940)
      by Tom Blain
Highlight: A Disney movie that never seemed to stick to me like other Disney flicks.
Rating: 5 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: It may not be the best film this summer, but it truly is the most fun.
Rating: 8 Readers: 7
Comments: 7
Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest (2006)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: Twice as fun as Hangman's Curse and nine times hotter than that dood that's IN Hangman's Curse.
Rating: 8 Readers: 5
Comments: 1
Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - At World's End (2007)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: A fantastic way to end the trilogy and a hell of a fun Summer movie.
Rating: 8 Readers: 0
Comments: 1
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: A disappointing and confusing sequel.
Rating: 5 Readers: 0
Comments: 2
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: A swashbuckling good time featuring a great performance by Johnny Depp
Rating: 8 Readers: 0
Comments: 15
Pistoleros (2007)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: Rote retread of the gun heavy capers of the late nineties. Meh.
Rating: 6 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
Planet of the Apes (2001)
      by Matt Fuerst
Highlight: You're going to want to stay away from this monkey
Rating: 2 Readers: 2
Comments: 2
Playroom (2007)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: See any bad movies lately? I did, three guess what it's name is...
Rating: 2 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
Police Squad!: The Complete Series (1982)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: Funny stuff, but the movies were better.
Rating: 6 Readers: 7
Comments: 0
Premonition (2005)
      by Shane Roberts
Highlight: Japanese Horror, a contribution not always for the better
Rating: 3 Readers: 4
Comments: 3
Premutos (1997)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: Exhuberantly over the top euro-gore that leaves you with the taste of yawns and rubber intestines by the time it's done.
Rating: 5 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
The Presidents (2005)
      by Tom Blain
Highlight: Outstanding documentary set.
Rating: 9 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
The Prestige (2006)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: A beautifully shot film which tells a very dark story and leaves the viewer cold.
Rating: 5 Readers: 0
Comments: 1
The Prince & Me (2004)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: Trash.
Rating: 3 Readers: 0
Comments: 3
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: This pointless sequel contains more reaction shots from a cat than actual story.
Rating: 2 Readers: 10
Comments: 2
The Princess Diaries (2001)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: A fun sugar-coated fantasy that is aimed at young girls, but can be enjoyed by most anyone.
Rating: 6 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
Princess Mononoke (1999)
      by Matt Fuerst
Highlight: Other reviewers will tell you it's great, but it isn't. Uninteresting and not very pretty to boot.
Rating: 3 Readers: 1
Comments: 6
Prison Break: Season One (2005)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: A surprisingly solid and exciting series from FOX.
Rating: 8 Readers: 0
Comments: 1
Prozac Nation (2005)
      by Mike Long
Highlight: A pretentious film that almost never saw the light of day...which wouldn't have been a great loss.
Rating: 3 Readers: 0
Comments: 9
Psycho II (1983)
      by Matt Fuerst
Highlight: More Norman Bates character study won't satisfy unless you're a real Psycho buff.
Rating: 4 Readers: 0
Comments: 5
The Puffy Chair (2005)
      by Tom Blain
Highlight: Great indy flick that does the road trip right
Rating: 7 Readers: 0
Comments: 1
Pulse (Kairo) (2005)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: Angsty ghosts and angstier humans in a rare horrror movie with big ideas but too many for it's own good.
Rating: 7 Readers: 0
Comments: 1
Pump Up The Volume (1989)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: a flawed and far from perfect movie to be true, but a sincere and honest movie that wears its heart on its flannel sleeve
Rating: 8 Readers: 0
Comments: 4
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
      by The Grim Ringler
Highlight: Yes, we can rejoice children, there has been a good Adam Sandler film made, huzzah!
Rating: 8 Readers: 6
Comments: 1
Purgatory House (2004)
      by Jettie Vanderveen
Highlight: Ups and downs keep Purgatory House from being too heavenly or too hellish.
Rating: 7 Readers: 0
Comments: 0
Pusher II (2004)
      by Matt Fuerst
Highlight: It's like a Tic Tac, a glossy exterior of gangsters and guns, and a disappointing center of wishy washy girlie men.
Rating: 2 Readers: 0
Comments: 0


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